Exclusive Buzzword Sh .. enanigans

Oh, I hate this buzzword bingo trying to make us customers pay a premium price for stuff you actually won't want or need:

• Exclusive Content
• Premium Access
• Season Pass
• ...

The same applies when reviewers uses the following to characterize a movie, book, etc.

• Instant Classic
• Cult Movie/Book 
• ...

And then there's the endless variation of the same story .. err movie.

• extended edition
• director's cut
• extended director's cut
• alternate endings
• additional footage
• definitive edition
• final version
• ... ad nauseum

I can't remember which director it was, who said that the cut/version he made for the movie will be the only the version. That this version is the director's cut. Good man, this director.

Can you think of a book which has the same kind of variations? Lord of the Rings -- the definitive version (with 3 extra chapters) or War and Peace -- the ultimate edition (with two alternate endings).